Creepy Canine: Top 10 Ways Your Dog’s A Horror-Show
Alright, you asked for it. Actually, nobody asked for this. (How weird would it be if somebody actually requested a list like this? Isn’t it weird enough that I made one up?) Okay. Here goes. Top 10...
View ArticleSmart spiders can take my S.A.T. (Smoosh All’a Them)
I had the most terrifying “my god, you’re right!” truth bomb dropped onto me recently. It was this lil nugget o’ knowledge: (I kept this image small. For obvious reasons.) This inoperable tumor on the...
View ArticleWhy are you so fat? Stop being so fat.
What do you think when you see a flock of well fed fellow Americans waddle into the mall? After having parked in a handicapped spot? Let’s be honest. The first thing our brain’s gonna say is, “Wow.”...
View ArticleLet’s take a moment to thank god for this IG account.
Let’s all take a moment to thank God for the Instagram account that brought us this: *Sigh* Finally. A photo account called “Hot Dudes Reading” is a thing. It’s like a digital nerdy version of Playgirl...
View ArticleDict-claimer
Irony is fun – but only when people “get it”. Herein lies a problem I’d like to address here and now. Trendy articles of language are a fantastic means to foster your ironic style; but if you’re...
View ArticleDoes anyone else’s brain rape the fun out of inspiring infographics?
Saw this li’l gem in my feed today: And I gotta admit – my first thought was, “Yeah, man! Next on deck’s so fuggin’ lucky they have no idea what they’re in for.” But then I got that twinge inside me...
View Article6 reasons I ain’t mad at the interwebz today
Some days I’m sorry I got on social media at all. It’s not like I have a choice, really. I mean, that’s part of what I do – get online, observe the fcckery unfolding around me (while equipped with my...
View Article5 things I woke up (that are so not Beyonce)
I’ve got that stupid Beyonce lyric in my head. (Those pajamas look terribly uncomfortable.) I dunno why. Certainly not a desire to partake in the hashtag meme – ‘cause my wakeup’s are far from Sleeping...
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